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A dark room. People wearing sinister hoods, humming ominous chants in what may be Arabian. A circle of red color in the middle of the room. Strange symbols adorning the circle.
As the chanting got louder, another noise seemed to appear, faintly at first, but slowly getting louder. Soon it sounded like thunder, and as the noise was almost unbearable, the red circle and its strange symbols began to glow. A pillar of light came out of the ground, some of the cultists retreated, only the hardiest stayed in their places, unflinching. As the light slowly disappeared, a silhouette became visible inside the circle. It seemed to be a man, not very big. Some minutes later, the thunder went silent and the light was gone, but a heavy fog remained in the room. Some of the most curious cultists approached the circle, but always avoided touching it. The figure inside of it has collapsed to the ground, mumbling something in a language that nobody in the room understood.
"Are you sure that it's him?", somebody asked.
"Of course he is."
"I thought he was bigger, and standing proud, not cowering on the ground."
As the fog cleared, one could see the person in the circle. It was a small man, completely naked, with thin hair. He had some beard, but most of it seemed to be torn out. There remained a small mustache and some patches of hair in his face. His body was covered with burns and cuts.
One of the cultists addressed the person in the circle: "Excuse me, Mister."
Only now, the one in the circle seemed to notice that he was not alone. He flinched and screamed of fear.
"Wo bin ich? Wer sind Sie?"
Somebody asked: "What does he say?"
Another one answered, "Of course, he is speaking German. He is from Germany."
"Does anybody of you know how to speak German?"
"Arre you Amerrikans? Ist das die nächste Hölle? Amerikanische Kriegsgefangenschaft?"
"Do you speak English, Mister?"
When directly addressed, the person again flinched.
"Vat do you vant frrom me?"
Then he continued to talk to himself: "Wann wird diese Hölle enden? Womit habe ich das verdient? Man sollte mir dankbar sein, ich habe das Deutsche Volk zu wahrer Größe zurückgeführt."
"I'm pretty sure that isn't him. I knew we shouldn't trust a book from some filthy Mohammedan."
"This IS Hitler, the Necronomicon wouldn't make mistakes!!", the leader screamed.
"We should ask him."
"Excuse me, Sir, are you Adolf Hitler?"
The pathetic creature mumbled: "Adolf Hitler. Wie lange habe ich diesen Namen nicht mehr gehört?", then, to the cultist: "Yes I am Adolf Hitler!! Vat do you vant frrom me?"
Before anyone could say anything else, the doors were slammed open and armed men entered the room, cornering the cultists. Some of the cultists tried to flee, and more than one was shot down. Some of them ran through the red circle, smudging it. A big, muscular, bald man with dark skin approached the cultist leader.
"Finally, we found you. You fuckers are all coming with me."
Most of the cultists, including their leader, were led out of the room by the forces, most of them mumbling racist slurs under their breath, but none of them daring to speak up. Then the leader of the armed forces spotted the naked man in the middle of the room.
"Hey you, who are you?"
No reaction. The man just continued to mumble something in what might be German, but if anybody had listened closely, they would hear something else, not meant for human ears.
The leader approached the man, placing his hand on the mans shoulder, and tried again to talk to him. Now Hitler reacted: "Take your hands off me, dreckiger Neger!"
"I knew you all were racist motherfuckers, but I didn't think any of you motherfuckers had the balls to insult an armed man. Now shut up, you're under arrest!"
"Was für eine Hölle ist das?"
The leader shouted to some of his men: "Hey, take that racist asshole to the headquarters. We'll interrogate him later."

Back at the headquarters, agent Tom Rush of the X special forces reported to his superior, Mr. Teller.
"Those assholes really opened a portal to the outer realm, but all they brought in was some naked guy. They insist that he's Hitler. We couldn't ask him, because all he does is mumbling in German and whatever this other language is. Those idiots really seem to have opened a portal to the outer realm, only to summon Hitler. Adolf fucking Hitler!! We should be glad they they haven't thought about Yog-Sothoth or something like this and only summoned another racist asshole like them."
Mr. Teller replied: "We have to find out if he really is Hitler. If he really is, we have to give him to the FBI."
"And what the fuck should we tell them? 'We caught Adolf Hitler, I know that he is dead but this is him and now he's alive, put him on trial.' They would never believe us. They don't even know what X does behind closed doors."
"How would Hitler or any human even get out there?"
"I have no fucking idea. But our scientists should find out soon."
"They better do. Also, have them fix that hole in the time-space-continuum that those cultists opened. We didn't monitor that for nothing, there are greater dangers out there than Adolf Hitler."

In his cell, somewhere in the X headquarters, Hitler continued to mumble incomprehensible words, something about the final solution, how the jews have gained world domination while he was in hell, but also other things, spoken in tongues no man ever spoke before. When he finally collapsed from exhaustion, something left his body. Something from beyond, that took its chance, using the black soul of the most hated man on earth as a vehicle to come to this earth. Something that isn't as real as the world it now inhabits again, paving the way for the Old Ones to rule again where they once ruled.
None of the scientists noticed the babbling man collapsing, dying again to be sent back to hell, to once again receive his torture, to feel the pain that he caused. They also didn't notice that Dr. Váchová left the lab earlier than usual, not entirely being herself. But humanity will soon notice...
Did anybody ever notice that Youtube fixed the time-space-continuum? I did, and I wondered what caused them to do it. What went wrong behind the closed doors of Alphabet Inc.?
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